Steroids

We all know about the drama behind the Manny Ramirez steroid suspension. How it may put a kybosh on the Dodgers dominance, and how it refreshed the shiner left on baseball by A-Rod. That’s great water cooler talk, but what difference does it make to Fantasy owners?

(Washington D.C.) In a stunning turn of events Clemens has denied ever denying he used steroids, while former trainer Brian McNamee affirms he never confirmed Clemens ever took PEDS. Apparently the two of them were so convinced of each others guilt that they flipped on themselves! It’s a classic case of he said he said turned into he never said that I ever said that he said that. The two befuddled and confused Congress much like Bugs used to do to old Elmer.

Congress recently subpoenaed former MLB player Chuck Knoblauch. The action was forced, because Chucky would not voluntarily submit himself to testify about his supposed steroid use before Congress. Alas, to the great dismay of the FBI, Chuck was able to avoid being served a subpoena for three whole days, and appeared only to voluntarily accept his invitation to testify before Congress. Thus he negated the need for the subpoena, and forced Congress to retract its order. Many on Capital Hill were astonished by the will Chuck showed in the face of such overwhelming power.

Steroids!?! Dun Dun Duh…Oh no! Another article on steroids! Relax I’m not naming names, and I try to stay away from things like “probes” but let’s hash out some problems we as fans have with steroids, the players who use them, those who don’t, and the media who likes to talk about it.