Sportscasters

Welcome to the tournament we’re going to settle the dispute once and for all. Who in professional sports ruins the game the most by voicing their vile vernacular? Over the next few paragraphs we’ll be delving into the very psyche of those whom sadistically expunge the most detestable of rhetoric upon our delicate ears. I’ve collected and carefully examined the body of work of 16 spiel spewing speakers. The goal is simple: Find and isolate the one person who is so abhorrently loathsome that he causes you to throw up a little in the back of your throat. Enough of this jive let’s bring em on!