Tennis

Wimbledon is the sacred hallowed stomping ground of the worlds elite tennis players, like Martina Hingis.
It’s also the world’s most deadliest place……....to be a pigeon.

A GIRL has been banned from playing tennis by her local club because she grunts too loudly.

Lauryn Edwards, 9, was told at the weekend that she could no longer play her favourite sport after a complaint by an opposition player.

The Mt Carmel Tennis Club, in Sunbury, told Lauryn's stunned parents, Duncan and Ruth, that the grunting had become too much.

Mr Edwards described the ban as pathetic and has contacted Tennis Australia and Tennis Victoria for advice.

Super Freak, She’s a very kinky girl… Martina Hingis tested positive for cocaine at the most recent Wimbledon. The positive test along with age and recurring injuries has led the once dominant woman’s tennis player to retire. It has yet to be determined just how deep the drug has infiltrated the once prestigious sport. How many other players have traded their tennis balls for speedballs?