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Joba Chamberlain – The 22 year old pitching phenom of the New York Yankees. His mound presence is unequaled amongst pitchers in his age group.

Terminator- A cybernetic organism from the future hell bent on the assassination of the only threat to its existence….Sarah Connor.

Jobinator- A pitcher of pure domination and the future of his franchise, and with a steely calm collective cool he’s hell bent on the destruction of the main threat to his teams advancement….The Boston Red Sox.

The Target- Defending world champion Boston Red Sox.

Joba Chamberlain- A 22 year old right handed powerhouse. A bulldog of a pitcher who has scouts raving and Yankee fans in a frenzy.

Abattoir- A Slaughterhouse; from the French meaning to strike down.

Jobattoir- A butcher of bats, a slaughterer of the sultans of swat. His presence on the mound is more intimidating than any blood splattered apron wearing, cleaver wielding maniac could ever hope to be…or so the Yankees hope.

Hank Steinbrenner, one of the principal leaders of the New York Yankees and sporting one of the largest foreheads in NY, has gone and taken a page from his father's, George, book with this quote: "Red Sox Nation?" What a bunch of shit that is," he said in an interview with The New York Times' Play magazine. "That was a creation of the Red Sox and ESPN, which is filled with Red Sox fans.

It looks like Theo Epstein has spent one too many Thanksgiving Dinners at the house of Curt Schilling. In an uncharacteristic move the reserved Theo decided to stir up a little controversy. As a GM of a team sporting Manny, JD Drew, Curt Schilling, and Coco “Start me or Trade me” Crisp, it’s a tough pill to swallow when you go out of the organization to rip the character of a rival teams veteran player.

You better be good you better not cry because Santana Claus is coming to town! He knows when you’ve been sleeping (Twins!!). He knows when you’re awake (Sox and Yanks), so you better be good for goodness sake!

Santana wants out of the Twin Cities and if you’ll throw together a nice parting gift to the Twins, you could wind up with one of the greatest lefties of all time, while your nemesis is left with nothing but a stocking full of coal this Christmas.

Supreme Ruler (The player formerly known as Alex Rodriguez) and his agent Scott Boras, who is the current Supreme Ruler, reported on SI.com during Game 4 of the 2007 World Series that A-Rod will opt out of his current contract with the New York Yankees. (It should also be noted that A-Rod was not actually in Game 4 of the 2007 World Series or the The World Series in general for that matter.)

Joe Torre has reportedly agreed to a 3-year deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers. source

In Sports Hubris news:
Joe Torre was so excited about his new contract that he actually wet his pants, which surprisingly made him smile, which was a first, the smile that is. Thank you old-person pull-ups! Mommy wow I'm an old coach now!