A-Rod is reportedly separating from his wife of 5 years. This isn’t a surprise to most as his stripper quests have been repeatedly broadcasted nation wide, but what is surprising are all the rumors surrounding his latest fling. He’s been seen all about town with the one and only Madonna! She’s turning 50 in a month and a half! While I wouldn’t be immune to her overpowering sexuality a guy like A-Rod probably has the pick of the choicest girls of every city he visits.
Cowherd said it best about Madonna:
"Madonna 15-years ago? Yes!"
"Madonna today. NO! She looks like Tom Petty."
The thing that’s weird is the wife sticks by him after he’s caught with a stripper, but drops him faster than a lead balloon when he’s rumored to be with Madonna, and all that after giving birth three months ago. I guess these elitists don’t get too upset when the hubbies go slumming (looking at you Mrs. Bryant/Mrs. Clemens), but add a bona fide celebrity to the mix and all bets are off! The whole situation screams poorly written sitcom. Hopefully this doesn’t prove too much of a distraction as A-Rods bat is as desperately needed in the Yankees lineup as much as Madonna’s weekly Botox injections.
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So he gets over the hill Madonna and the rumors are that she's spending time with Lenny Kravitz. Hearing that a girl has moved on from you to Lenny (or worse, moved from Lenny to you) has to be one of the most disheartening things a man can hear. Even for a top-notch athlete like A-Rod.
And to top it all off, he's about to see his annual salary go down about 50%. Talk about kicking a man when he's down.
How long until A-Rod is seen with one of Jeter's many exes? My bet is 6 weeks.
When everything is said and done Jeter should challenge Wilt for the all time athlete on girl record, so A-rod by the rules of probability will have a few jeter ex run ins...maybe this will bring them closer together...hopefully it doesn't turn into a everything you can screw I can screw better pissing match...but then again that could be funny.